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Friday, April 3, 2009

TOP 10 LAMEST JOKES

10. What time is it when an elephant sits on a fence?
Time to buy a new fence.

9. Why are blondes more fun?
Because you can tell them the same jokes twice.

8. What animal should you never play cards with?
A cheetah.

7. Why was Tigger looking in the toilet?
To find Pooh.

6. What did Batman say to Robin before they go into the car?
Robin get in the car.

5. Why do firemen wear red suspenders?
To keep their pants up.

4. How do you know that the Elmo doll is a male?
Before he leaves the factory, he's given two "test-tickles."

3. How did Pinocchio discover he was made out of wood?
His hand caught on fire.

2. What do you call a woman with one leg short than the other?
Eileen.

1. What do you call a guy who never farts in public?
A private tutor.


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